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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:02
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.